Make Sure Your Human Behaves — Unisex Organic Side Pocket Hoodie

It's a sentence the animals have wanted on a sign for a long time. Most places the human calls theirs are already someone else's home. The human means well. The human is also loud, fast, and often somewhere they shouldn't be.

This one's for the human who's been told — and for the animal who lives with one and would appreciate the reminder reinforced.

Made with that logic: no shortcuts, no fast version. Heavy enough to hold its shape through a long walk. The organic cotton carries the weight of fabric built to outlast a season — before speed replaced durability. Slanted side pockets — deep enough to actually use. Matching drawcords, stitched buttonhole eyelets, color-matched to the body. The kind of detail that signals it wasn't rushed.

— Toro Fernando, Chief Tail Officer

The build:
- 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton + 20% recycled polyester (US production)
- 85% organic combed ring-spun cotton + 15% recycled polyester (EU production)
- Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)
- Regular unisex fit · Slanted side seam pockets · Same-color flat drawcords · Stitched buttonhole eyelets
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

The word "organic" — what stands behind it:
- GOTS — Global Organic Textile Standard (organic cotton content certified)
- OCS — Organic Content Standard (organic content traced through production)
- GRS — Global Recycled Standard (recycled polyester content verified)
- Tested for 0% dangerous substances
Three certifications, one safety test. Not a marketing word..

Shipping: Made to order, not pulled from a shelf — every piece is printed specifically for you, which is why delivery takes a bit longer than off-the-shelf shopping. Shipping's on us. Estimated delivery: 6–10 business days (US) or 9–13 business days (Canada).

Please check our size chart before ordering — since each hoodie is made to order, we're unable to accept exchanges for incorrect size selection. See our Return & Refund Policy for details.